While I'm sitting here eating my TWO Sausage McMuffin with egg (shut up.  I haven't been eating much lately, so just SHUT UP!) I'm pondering the lyrics of my new Theme Song.  A week or so ago, Craig handed me a copy of a CD, unlabled, and handed it to me as I was off to a meeting. I've barely made it past the first track.  In fact, it's one of those songs that I like to turn up REALLY LOUD in the preschool parking lot right after I've dropped Brandon off.  I open up the moon roof and turn that mother out, if you know what I'm sayin'.  The bass line alone is enough to make the other soccer moms think I'm gonna put a cap in they ass.  Anyway, here are the lyrics, with annotations.  Werd.

Lyrics to Weird Al's White & Nerdy (Ridin' Parody)

You see me mowin' my front lawn - I hardly think so.  Allergies, my friends.
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so  - Possibly.
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas - not especially
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT - Didn't make it that far
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D - Never played it, but I've watched my husband play.  Does that count for anything?
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.- I could possibly agree with that
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea - while you know I love to imbibe adult beverages, pregnancy prevents me at the moment. I choose tea.
My rims never spin, to the contrary - THIS is absolutely true.  Spiinning rims make my head hurt.
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry - well, most of the ones I have *are* new in box.  Mostly Star Wars.
Stephen Hawking's in my library - Not yet, but it's on my list.  I do read history books for fun, however.

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out - not especially, but I try.  Check out myspace.com/darkerviolet and myspace.com/kcpassion to see.
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces - HA I WISH
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places - Craig might.  I know 3.141blahblahblah.
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces - Got mine off in 1988.  1 day before class photos.
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise - NO.
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days - I'm no good at it
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed - I *could* however, show you some sweet moves.
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze - The sweet moves may or may not be related to my fingers. 

There's no killer app I haven't run (run) - well, that's probably not possible, but close!
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one) - Ehh, no.  Ask Craig.
Do vector calculus just for fun - NO.
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?) - No, but I have several glue guns.
Happy Days is my favorite theme song - Either that or Brady Bunch
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong - Because I'd cheat and knock your head in with the paddle.  :D
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on - This one, I'd agree with.  I dare you to challenge me to music trivia or 80s trivia.  I'd almost consider Star Wars trivia, if you're a non-geek.
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon - I can read and understand JavaScript, but I don't write code as a general rule, as I tend to break things.  Klingon?  You'd have to ask Craig.

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway - Those are almost too nerdy for ME
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics - True.  Did you know that I also have the whole set of the X-Men cards released in 1992, I think?  Yeah.  I do.  Plus Batman, at LEAST 3 sets, from the first movie. 
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them - no.
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored - Craig.
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media - I've been known to do that.  So?
I edit Wikipedia - I just run my own wikis.
I memorized Holy Grail really well - I taught Brandon "pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem" *bonk* when he started to talk.  Now, bring out your dead!
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L - Are you laughing yet?

I got a business doing websites (websites) - http://www.darkerviolet.com
When my friends need some code, who do they call? - Call me (call me) on the line, you can call me any, any time.
I do HTML for 'em all - Seems like it
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo - I may have designed one for the cats.  But - did you know I set up Bran's first email address when he was FIVE DAYS OLD?!
I got myself a fanny pack - my mom does.
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap - Brandon got a roll of it for his 3rd birthday.
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream - Actually, Craig is.
I was in AV club and glee club - no, but I was president of the French Club for a while, and I was in 3 choirs, Tournament Forensics, and stage manager of all our school productions.
And even the chess team - Nope.
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?" EASY.  Picard all the way, baby.
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire - I have friends who do that, but I don't.  I've contemplated it, but I have my reasons for not doing it. Geeks.

Got my name on my underwear - Craig's name is on my undies.  Heh.
They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy - Quite possibly.

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy